Jenna Valentine isn't a huge-boobed coed (she's working as a huge-boobed make-up artist now) but in our breast-addicted brains, the idea of a sexy coed shoot of Jenna was irresistible. And even though it often seems that Jenna's a rebel, a busty policewoman shoot would probably be very hot as a future shoot.
Jenna should get her own reality TV show. She's got a wickedly wry sense of humor. If she met a guy she was attracted to, the first thing she would ask him is if he likes cats. If she won a million dollars, she'd want a dream vacation to Tokyo and surround herself with Hello Kitties. Her handle on Twitter is "All of the feelings." There is reason to believe she watches Japanese cat videos on YouTube.
"Mexico was really fun," says Jenna. "We had a cat room. The cats went in and out of the house, and I was just obsessed. I just sat in front of the cat room. They also had a room of dogs. I had so many new friends! I would stare at them all day. I love cats. I have two. I want two more. I have Harlow, who's a little black cat, and I adopted a cat a year and a half ago named Adam who's an obese tuxedo cat with half a tail, and he has too many feelings."
Now on to the boobs.
"They're so heavy! I told you, they're full of feelings. I want to weigh them but I think you need a vegetable scale because you can't put them on a regular scale. It doesn't work. I don't want them to grow any more. This is good enough. This shoot is really fun because I'm happier with my body. I think I look better."