Remember that song from a few years back called "Big In Japan?" Linsey and her enormous hooters would be big anywhere on the planet! In fact, she is almost too big to stuff herself into this tightly-wrapped Asian dress, but we have come to expect close-to-ripping when it comes to Linsey's wardrobe. Just how snug-fitting is this outfit? Well, they don't make many items of clothing with a physique like Linsey's in mind. "I adore this dress, but you just know it would have been impossible to reach my hand underneath it and touch myself," says Linsey. "How awful would that have been?" Just tragic, Linsey. You made the right choice by taking it off. But leave those skyscraper shoes on.