I have to admit, I don't know much about Heather Hooters. Heather was a big star in the 1990s, before I came to SCORELAND, and although I saw her in a club once--I think it was in Las Vegas or California--I never actually got to meet her. The one thing I remember about that time in the club is that guys lined up outside to see her, and inside the club, even the other dancers were watching her, which is something you don't see too often. She was one of those girls who obviously took a lot of pride in her stage act. Her costumes were first-class, and she didn't just strut around the stage. She danced.
Anyway, I asked around about her, and here are some of the things I found out:
1. She was a squirter. Yes, little Heather Hooters squirted pussy juice when she came.
"She did a scene in John Fox's office once," Naughty Neighbors editor and Boob Cruiser Bruce Smith told me. John Fox is the CEO of SCORELAND. "She squirted all over his new couch."
I don't know if that made it less valuable or more valuable. I'm going to go for more valuable. In fact, if John still has that couch, I think I'm going to go into his office and sniff it now. Heather never made any fuck films, but the scene in which she induces herself to cum and squirt with a fuck toy is a classic and it's the one you're about to see. Her squirt "comes out like a busted dam," Elliot says.
2. She loved to fuck. This shocked SCORELAND2 co-editor Elliot James, who said, "I always thought she was a quiet girl." Well, quiet girls can love to fuck, can't they? Elliot made this comment after finding out that Heather could be a bit aggressive when it came to going after cock. One of the staffers here at SCORELAND saw her in action, having her pick of the litter.
"She was the quietest girl I ever met," Elliot also said.
But, apparently, not when she was fucking or fucking herself.
3. She was born and raised in the relatively small town of Portage, Michigan. When she retired, she went back to Michigan to live on her 80-acre ranch. One of her last shoots was at her log cabin in a forest in Michigan. It was shot during the winter, and Heather was not hesitant to get down to her birthday suit in the snow.
Okay. I have to go now. Elliot's sitting at his desk in amazement watching Heather squirt.
"It's like opening a bottle of champagne," he said.