Private Christy Marks is reporting for booby, er, duty. Check out her uniform in all its tiny and sheer glory and rouse your major woody to stand at attention. Christy's even getting her tit-camouflage on, wearing army-issued star pasties on her nips. (Okay, maybe they aren't army-issue, but they still make us want to be all that we can be.) We will say this for Private Marks, if all soldiers looked like she does in this wisp of a uniform, we are sure that more of you wouldn't mind getting into some serious hand-to-hand combat. We recommend that you start jacking and coat Ms. Marks with some of your honorable discharge.